1. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo - (00:02:14)
2. Merry F**King Christmas - (00:02:01)
3. O Holy Night - (00:01:56)
4. Dead, Dead, Dead - (00:02:12)
5. Carol Of The Bells - (00:00:56)
6. The Lonely Jew On Christmas - (00:02:45)
7. I Saw Three Ships - (00:01:01)
8. It Happened In Sun Valley - (00:02:20)
9. O Tannenbaum - (00:01:10)
10. Christmas Time In Hell - (00:02:14)
11. What The Hell Child Is This? - (00:04:45)
12. Santa Claus Is On His Way - (00:00:27)
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log - (00:02:15)
14. Hark The Herald Angels Sing - (00:00:39)
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - (00:03:19)
16. The Most Offensive Song Ever - (00:02:58)
17. We Three Kings - (00:00:50)
18. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - (00:02:30)